Too cool for school? Us too. That's why we started the SUPER COOL SECRET CLUB (it's a secret. shhhhhh.). Want to join? Sure. You just have to pass our RIGOUROUS TESTS! Our first test? Find the secret button (its a secret once you find it don't tell other people (cause its a secret)).
Our club offers hidden services, where if you complete all of the puzzles you can find these services. These services allow for communication with other members, as well as other things that are really cool inside this secret service. What are these other really cool things? I don't know you will just have to find out...